Thursday, November 09, 2006
"You know at airports they have these massage chairs?"
"Those big black things, as big as a leather porno sofa, and you just pop a coin in the slot, and you get a good going over, better than a security guard giving you a full body search at Munich airport"
"Yeah well in Hydra they have these famous cat cushions. They are fantastic. They are made to look like real cats, and you will find them on the chairs of most waterfront resturants"
"Are you sure they were cat cushions? They could have been real cats"
"Look don't you think a real cat would get up and run away if somebody was about to sit on them?"
"So was it comfy in a furry sort of way?
"Well when I sat on it I thought it was some sort of sophisticated whoopie cushion, except instead of the usual baked beans and pork sound of chronic flatulence, it made the sonic equivalent of a good bit of oak hardwood being pushed through a circular saw."
"But besides sounds was it comfy?"
"Well if it had some sort of control setting on it then it must have been set to maximum. It was vibrating like crazy"
"A cat cushion doing the Saint Vitus dance?"
"Precisely, but I reckon the batteries must have been low since it only worked for a short time then stopped."